A SLUT, a THIEF, and a ‘bunch’ of MORONS. More on this link:
Although there is less sharing of “personal shame” than I expected, I do very much enjoy and appreciate some of the link shares that have come in. These pics came from here:
http://www.funatiq.com/simply-funny/hilarious-photos-with-drunk-people/
Special Toothpaste
I know I’m not the only one who ever did this, but my housemate is such a b*tch I can’t take it anymore. She actually TRIES to be mean, I swear. Well, tonight when she brushes her teeth, I will take satisfaction in knowing that the brush took a little field trip to the toilet today. so. there.
poop-hole finger
I guess this is the place to admit that I scratch my butt with my finger. Usually through the underwear, but once in a while I gotta go direct. That’s how it was yesterday. I was surfing the net, didn’t wanna get up, so I figured…ok next time I get up i’ll wash my hands. That never happened.
Anyhow, my housemate brought home a friend I never met and we shook hands. He touched the poop-hole finger.
Are you ashamed of me?
There’s children in my charge…
I reluctantly agreed to watch my brother and sister (12 and 7) for a twenty four hour period. They’re both great kids, but as a 24 year old on a saturday night, it’s just not my favorite activity to be doing. So i smoked two bowls in a hospital parking lot down the street, and have been drinking constantly since ive been here.
Are you ashamed of me?
Hey dude….you know better….I guess u just don’t care!
I just got this captcha while posting something online.
I know I should be more mature, but I just don’t care…
Particularly creative is the thong drawn in marker.
